Rectum Deodorant

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some rectum
deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.

Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the
stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But, I always
buy it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container that it came
in?" asks the pharmacist.

"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant."

Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from
the container . "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM".