Bill and Hillary @ Yankee Stadium

Bill and Hillary Clinton are at the Yankees season opener, sitting right on the front row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret
Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and
then shakes his head "no". The agent then says "Mr. President, it was a request from
the entire team, from the owner all the way down to the bat boy."

Bill hesitates.... and the agent tells him "Sir, the fans would absolutely love it!"
So Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want!
C'mere Hilly baby..."

With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, picks
her up, and tosses her right over the wall and onto the field.

She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you asshole! What do you think you're
doing! I'll rip your balls off and shove them down your throat!" She stops only when
she realizes 50,000 people are watching and going absolutely nuts. Fans are jumping
up & down, cheering, hooting & hollering, high-fiving....

Bill is bowing, smiling, and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How about that! I would have never guessed how much everyone would enjoy
that!" When the agent doesn't reply, he looks at him and notices he has gone totally
pale, so he asks what is wrong.

The agent replies, "Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first PITCH."