Wal-Mart Greeters

Two Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during break. One turns to the other asking, "Slim, I'm 75 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you are about my age. How do you feel?"

Slim says, "I feel just like a new born babe."

Rather amazed his co-worker repeats his statement in the form of a question, Really, a new born babe???"

"Yup", grins Slim, "No teeth, No hair and I'm pretty sure I just wet my pants."