Monday, April 10, 2006

Barbie

One day a father leaves work and on his way home he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson,
"How much is the Barbie in the display window?"

The salesperson answers, "Which one?

We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
and
Divorced Barbie for $265.95

The amazed father asks:
"What? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only 19.95?"

The salesperson annoyingly answers:
Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and........One of Ken's Friends

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