Lifesavers

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and
flavor. The children began to say:

"Red............cherry,"

"Yellow.........lemon,"

"Green.........lime,"

"Orange..........orange"

Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them
for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue, it's what your mother
may sometimes call your father."One little girl looked up in
horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:

"Oh My God!!!! They're assholes!"