Two Black Eyes

On Monday morning, I noticed my co-worker had two black eyes, when I asked him what happened, he said he had gotten them in church the day before.

I needed him to elaborate on that and he said he was sitting in the pew when he noticed a lady walk by him with her dress bunched up in her butt crack, so he figured he would be nice and pulled it out. She punched him in the eye.

So I asked him how he got the other black eye and he said that he figured she liked it there so he put it back!